First New Labour and now Christians are attempting to spread their gospel on mobile phones. But could you understand what they are saying?

		1. You are going to be late. How do you explain this to your friend?
			GAL
			Gsus luvs U
			my CRs bin im£ed
			~~~~~~~~o
		2. Which of the following was a genuine Labour message on the Saturday before the election?
			TGH ON CRM, TGH ON CSES OF CRM
			CLDNT GVE A XXXX 4 LST ORDRS? VTE LBR ON THRSDY 4 XTRA TIME
			TNGS CN ONLY GT BetR
			PPP IS C%L VTE LBR 4 PBLC TRNSPRT
		3. Which animal comes first in an English language dictionary?
			M%S
			RdvRk
			PuCk@
			Rdwlf
		4. What is a QmQ@?
			A skate trick
			Mildly narcotic leaf popular on the Arabian peninsula
			Fruit
			Drug used by clubbers, expected to overtake ecstasy in popularity
		5. Your anarchist friends invite you to an anti-globalisation event. What's the word on your phone?
			cum glamRS
			Cum to Dmonsr8N @ StrBks 4pm
			wan2 plA f%T?
			fanC goN dinR 2nite
		6. Which of the following emoticons best captures one of William Hague's early photo calls?
			d:0
			(_:_)
			+0:->
			:=8)
		7. Choose the least appropriate message to cement a blossoming relationship.
			PCM
			Hav a @->-- coz I luv U
			Pr@
			XOXOX
		8. How, in a text message, would Noel Coward describe Norfolk?
			No @mosfER
			Fl@
			dimNd
			XLNT
		If Christ had wanted to teach his disciples to pray via mobile phones, what may He have written?
			giv us food&4give r sins lyk we 4give uvaz
			h8 ur bruvR
			zigazig R
			CU @ mass