Are you as macho as the deputy prime minister, John Prescott? Try our quiz to see if you share his manly outlook on life.

		When would you storm out claiming to be 'gutted'?
			When Gordon Brown gets a bigger ovation than you at the Labour party conference
			After Hull City have thrown away a three-goal lead
			When Peter Mandelson eats the last canape at a Downing Street reception
			When an environmental summit on saving the world from global warming is going badly
		What type of car do you own?
			Ferrari
			4x4 Shogun jeep
			Ford Capri with furry dice and side flash
			A Jaguar - well, two Jags, actually
		How do you rise above office politics at work?
			Bitch about your rival privately to your boss
			Bide your time then stab them in the back
			Bite your lip
			Liken a colleague to a crab in front of the TV cameras
		What kind of architectural features does your home have?
			Mock Tudor exterior in Premiership footballer fashion
			Guitar-shaped swimming pool
			Drawbridge
			Turrets
		The skirt-wearing drummer from anarchist rock band Chumbawamba dumps water on you at a music award ceremony. What do you do?
			Release a retaliatory anarchist rock single
			Laugh it off
			Drown him
			Glower in rage and admit your instinct was to thump him
		What is your response on winning the post of deputy prime minister and being offered the palatial Whitehall office of your predecessor, Michael Heseltine?
			Turn the office down, claiming "I'd feel like a twat"
			Move in but have the stylists from Wallpaper magazine give it the once-over
			Move in, but convert the fireplace into a five-a-side net
			Turn it down and demand an even bigger office
		You are working as an ocean liner bar steward. How do you unwind?
			Weightlifting
			Taking part in shipboard boxing matches in front of 2,000 braying passengers
			Writing poetry about your Welsh heritage
			Studying politics and getting drunk in the Pig and Whistle onboard bar
		On the ocean liner, you decide to serve up something special for dessert. What do you do?
			Give them a dessert with flaming cherries but accidentally burn off a diner's eyebrows
			Give them nowt. It was good enough for you as a lad
			Serve up a Russian desert in solidarity with your leftwing views
			Give them something hearty with custard
		You're a government minister. What's the best way of getting to Blackpool to turn on the illuminations?
			The train, like everyone else
			National Express
			Chauffeur-driven Jaguar
			RAF helicopter
		Someone threatens to smear you and your son. How do you react?
			The police are the best people to deal with these things
			Get the SAS on to them
			Declare you would "take a belt" to the culprits
			The best response is dignified silence