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		When was the last time you went clubbing?
			For a friend's birthday
			I spend most weekends doing DIY so my social life's not what it was
			We didn't call them clubs back then but I was doing the charleston
			I was completely off it so I don't remember - but it was probably last night
		What is your favourite drink?
			Gin
			Chardonnay
			Sherry
			Vodka and red bull
		You get a windfall. What do you do with the money?
			Buy Pokemon cards - they'll be worth something one day
			Pay off the mortgage
			Stuff it under the floorboards
			Start an internet business
		Which of the following statements best describes Tony Blair?
			More a rock star than a politician
			A young upstart barely out of short trousers
			A well-known light entertainer famous for his dancing
			Mildly embarrasing when he tries to be cool
		What does the word 'garage' say to you?
			Part of your house you would like to turn into a study
			What people used to call petrol stations
			A place to put your car
			The latest UK dance sound
		Which of these is typically worn by young people?
			Combats or three-quarter length trousers
			None of the above - individuality is in
			Multi-coloured waistcoats
			Denim jeans
		When did you last lie about your age?
			To get a drink
			To get someone into bed
			How old am I?
			Your birthday
		You show some friends your new computer. What's the first thing you do?
			Say it's great for education
			Complain it's the worst television you've ever bought
			Hack into Microsoft and bring down the global economy
			Pretend you know what you are doing
		What could you not do without?
			Your car
			The latest mobile phone
			A digital organiser
			A stick
		What do you spend a lot of time doing?
			Gardening
			Working
			Sleeping
			Nothing